Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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