You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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