Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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