I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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