I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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