Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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