I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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