That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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