Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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