are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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