gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
