i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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