this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
