I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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