I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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