I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
