Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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