I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
