you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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