I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Are my feet made of real feet?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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