doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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