I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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