So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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