so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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