It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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