when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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