Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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