I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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