Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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