White coat. Heels.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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