Little spoons don't ask big questions
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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