brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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