He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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