OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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