Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Enjoy the penises
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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