too bad you live with your parents still
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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