I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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