She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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