I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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