Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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