did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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