i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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