ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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