Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
pop tarts are not kleenex
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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