There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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