my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
last night I used snow as a chaser
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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