I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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