North Korea, Best Korea!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
