i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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