Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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