So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
