but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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