Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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