We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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